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50% U.S. cotton/50% polyester heavy blend, Soft and Comfortable, High Quality Heat-Pressed Design, Crew Neck Collar, Rib cuffs and bottom band with spandex
Hakirax Conglomerate is proud to announce a new line of pizza shops opening near you all around Synthwood City! Now introducing synthetic-real-meat options that give you the same real flavor from before the Old War! Our fox-spirit run chain gives you delicious flavors that will make you believe they’re magical!
Disclaimer:
This product, though labeled as a “real-meat” product, contains no actual meat ingredients and is purely a result of magical culinary experimentation. Consumption of this product may result in unforeseen and potentially adverse side effects, including but not limited to: sudden transformations, liver implosion, temporary death, unexpected ethereal form, the constant and nagging feeling of being watched, or the ongoing feeling of dissatisfactory 3rd party food to the point of madness.
Consumers are advised to exercise caution and discretion when consuming this product.
By purchasing and consuming this product, you agree to absolve HakiRax Food Innovations of any responsibility for the consequences of any side effects experienced. Consume at your own risk.
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